September 19, 2006

What She Says: Are you even listening to me?
chicktionary.gif What She Says:
Are you even listening to me?

Wrong Answers:
Of course I am, I just don’t care.
What did you say?
Tits. Ass. Thighs.
What She Means:
Women are very perceptive and can tell when your thoughts are elsewhere. If she has to ask if you’ve been listening, you probably haven’t been. Whether it’s because you’re busy going over fantasy football strategies in you head or you just aren’t making enough eye contact, it tells the girl that you just don’t care about her. That’s a turn-off. Don’t lie and say you heard every word, because then she’ll just test you. Just tell her, “I’m sorry, I do care about what you have to say and I was just distracted by .” Honesty is the best policy in this situation, except of course when the thing that’s distracting you is another woman.

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Posted by ScoreHer at September 19, 2006 11:34 AM
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Comments

Really men are never listening to you. Sojust call your girlfriends if you want a good chat, and call your bloks if you want a good shag.

Posted by: Stephanie at March 1, 2006 11:02 PM

Right answer: Only if I don't have to pay...again.

Posted by: Patriarchal Oppressor at March 14, 2006 01:02 PM

Believe me: Honesty IS NOT the best policy. Certified.

We just dont want to whine about the same problems the (n>GF IQ)´th time. Like its said in another text about men: We solve problems, thats what we would. If you want to rant and whine about problems without sloving them, talk to your girlfriends.
So why, oh why do we stop listening to girlfriends?
And by the way: Girls, pitch down your voice, we have no vocoder in our head.

Posted by: at April 15, 2006 05:17 AM
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