hmmmm, im not gonna read 10 pages to understand why boobs rule :\. it's like explaining life, it can't be done...

Yeah, God forbid you have to rub those two brain cells together and actually think about something you just react to.
Flame away. I'll be a million url's away by then.

So ya got something to look at while yer talkin to 'em.

hahah, yeah I'm not reading all those pages either, f that.

I read it :)

That doesn't need to be that long.

Women have breasts for lactating. If you think this is wrong because women aren't always lactating, but always have breasts, you don't know shit about biology.

Men generally find bigger breasts attractive because men who liked big tits in the past had children (with the big-tit-loving genes) who were more likely to survive. Probably because they didn't starve, with the huge tits full of milk and all.

Doesn't take fifty thousand words to say that.

PS. Everyone hates long-winded, under-educated articles, so stop writing them.

Apparently you didn't read the article.

If your going to claim an article is "under-educated" do yourself the favor of reading it first or do you like making yourself look "under-educated"?

i love TITS !! i COULD SUCK ON THEM ALL FN DAY !!!

Motor boatin son of a b*tch!

good artical and read long but interesting read considering i hate reading lots and get bored easy this was pretty inticing

Was interesting but the vocabulary and grammar didn't seem very good at all "less good immune system"?

have got to find boobies NOW booobieeeeeess big booooobieeees

I read it, i think it's very well written. Perhaps it is long, but all of you who say you think it's stupid JUST because it's long, are douchebags.

Good article. I can't truthfully state that i have read it all, but enough to get the feel of the read.

On a more immature note: Boobies... BOOYA!

Speaking as a Gay man, I still find Boobs fascinating, all my gay friends are intrigued by breasts as well.. i dunno why. Mind you, i dont want to fell them in a sexual situation, but i'm interested in them in that wierd curiosity kind of way...

the layout of the text in this blog sucks. boobs are cool. that is all.

So yeah I didn't read it all because of it being 4-20 (you know... puff puff) and it bein 11:48 so I gotta get a move on puff puff so basically though... I just wanted to say I like big boobies and small boobies alike! I think boobies attract men because they are round not because of size. We like houses with rounded corners because they don't hurt so much, but also because round-ness makes it feel more costly. I mean pointy boobies don't "hurt us" but our eyes burn when we see them because they aren't ROUND! ... see? no? comments? Boobs rock because they are round. Pointy boobs aren't so cool and curse the day I see a square boob (some weird person is going to get a cube for an implant...)... well I'm going to use this for a comedy routine so if you hear this later on this was my inspiration and you guys in this community of board posters rock! sorry for taking so long but boobies are important and must be discussed in depth! YAY BOOBIES!

Why so long LOL MEN HATE READING LONG ARTICLES ! Impossible to sit there and read it all
i didnt read it all just the parts that said breasts but girls do rule

i took the effort to read the article and i gotta tell you it describes what i've been pondering. good article.

my girlfriend has a great pair AND she's intelligent, that's hard to knock.

was anybody turned on by the mutant in total recall with 3 breasts? i wasn't.

Whilst a long article, very little was repeated or unneccissary. A thourough dissection if a little self-indulgent to the writer concerning evolutionary arguments. But hey, evolution isn't a precise science so an article which proposes much is a good thing.

To the twits who bagged the article length before reading it - grow up. Good to see the hasty, short-attention spans of males from our evolutionary past are still persevering. Evolve.

Otherwise, as a chick, it's interesting to get a couple of idea s on where these things came from... *poke*

I bet SCIENTIA has nice boobies.

The article is well well concieved, if lacking in proper grammar in some parts but that is not at all important.

Your theory seems rock solid and its obvious you've thought out every angle. A very interesting read.

Hmm. I didn't mind the length of it, I found it interesting enough to carry on reading, although I did find that some points were repeated. I've never really pondered the origins of breasts to that much depth but found I agree with some points, believing that they are indeed plausible, if not possible, but the deception ideas I'm not so sure on. Anyway, interesting read.

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Why do men like to suck a women's breast so much?

bleah bleah bleah i love to suck the nipple off my girls boobs no matter what they are there for!

Without pictures this post is completely useless.

i like to suck on women's breasts because they are soft to the touch and taste good. a great 0 calorie snack for anytime during the day.

on another note, if you're going to write that the article is poorly written, try making sure that you're spelling things correctly. "artical" and "necissarily?" ...you've got to be fuckin' with me.

Excellent article. To those who didn't read it and just wrote 'its too long to read!', why the fuck did you post? In the future refrain from displaying your stupidity so openly, and will just assume your an idiot, ok?

Very well written article, good references, and definetly plausable ideas, good work putting it all together, and thanks.

Anyone who has posted that this is "uneducated" is a complete dumbshit. Most people who have read this are probably fat old men or ignorant teenage horndogs who clicked just because they saw one word, "boobies". If you dont like it, dont read it. Not every piece of literature has to be interesting, even if it is about boobs.

Speaking as a reasonably intelligent teenage horndog who just clicked because I saw the word "boobs," I took the effort to read through the article. It was fairly interesting, and a very succinct theory, even if the author does come out somewhat holier-than-thou. Slightly too much repetition with a few facts.
All in all, it's the best hypothesis on why women evolved breats I've ever read.

Alright, so this explains mans urge for breasts. Now explain to me Womans(Lesbian) urge for Breastage?

Pretty interesting, I spotted the link and had to click as being a 24 year old guy I enjoy the wonders of breasts. I will ponder these facts a little longer.

Men like breasts because they are different. How often does a man get to feel breasts? Most men don't have breasts. Most men don't have the same neck as a woman, or the same hips, or the same ass.

It's a simple question of curiosity. Gay men can still be curious of the female breast, but they don't have to be aroused by it. Never the less, they are curious, and curiosity drives sexuality when coupled with culture and religion.

All that horseshit about evolution didn't have to be in there. I believe God made woman to be man's companion. Man feels aroused by woman because of the relationship, and I believe that the relationship can be a very spiritual one. This spiritual relationship is what makes humans and animals different.

This article has some very interesting points that I can agree with fully. The person who wrote this should consider submitting it into the scientific research Nobel peace prize! LOL

I enjoyed the article in all its length.

Thanks for an excellent article. Not to long at all, no boring reinteration. I have saved this. To those that don't like the evolutionary logic, I must say that without that, it would have been only a few words long. I really liked the part about the link between hidden ovulation and permenant breasts coming about in tandem. A new idea for me. Also the theory how men flipped from finding full breasts repulsive to sexy is innovative thinking. I don't know if you are right, but tits to you grand author, well worth the read to find new ideas.
I found the gay fellows comment on how he liked tits usefull. As I was reading, I wondered if gay males had perhaps not gotten the "flipped" gene, and thus may be turned off by woman with breasts. Great new thinking, thanks for making the effort. Get some pictures and submit this to playboy!

You could easily have summed this up into one paragraph instead of repeating the same things over and over. I skipped 5 paragraphs ahead of where I was and saw the same thing being written but by a different source.

So ya got something to look at while yer talkin to 'em...

@ russ:

Don't type LOL it just makes you look like a moron. Thanks.

Boobs are just innately nice man, like art. It's nice to grab em, and there is the cleavage etc. It's just a side-effect of our intelligence-evolution, which yeah means that big boobs will dissappear again after we evolve more.
You can get a good hold of fat boobs aswell, which helps in rape Oo.

that was some good ass shit that i liked to read! well written in a professional manner.

exactly good point Remy. we should get ahold of big simetrical titties while we still can!

and zodiac.. good point, but shut up.

OK. But my question is, why do women like suckng dick...

your all stupid.

Cause it reminds them of something sweet like a candybar?

Very interesting stuff - But I'm still gonna turn into a blubbering idiot when faced with the breast enigma at a party. eh whatcha gonna do

I love boobs. I read the article and it was an interesting point of view. But i'm a firm believer in God's grand design of man. We are all a unique work of art. Not an accident caused by evolution. BOOBS rock. My wife's got two full Breasts that i love to play with and suck and of course They are also for lactation, did anyone actually consider the fact that breasts might have not one but more than one functions?

ok...teenager that is taking the time to read through just about everything here to get to understand women better. the article was long, but well worth it. seeing the other posts from these dips complaining about it being too long can just read my long ass post and be content. they disgrace my male gender and make girls think that we all are rude and perverted, but we're not all so lame as that. i have a higher respect for females and such, thus the reason why i bothered putting up this post in the first place. anyways, good article, later.