An attractive woman can wear almost anything – too big, too bright, too dirty – and still look damn good. Am I right? The same is not true for men. If you’re serious about scoring a girl, then there is certain apparel you should leave on the rack or in the closet (unless, of course it’s Halloween). These may seem like obvious fashion don’ts, but then again guys would be scoring more if that were true. When you step out for the evening, avoid the dress that don’t impress:

1. Tommy Bahama or Hawaiian attire. Anything fruity or tropical is out. Do you want a woman to look at you and crave a peach? No, you want her to think beef jerky. . .or something manly like that.
2. White tube sox: If there’s anything that yells “tool time” it’s tube sox. Tubes are also a mark of the old, crusty men.
3. Cowboy shirt (especially the plaid kind with snap pockets): Unless you live in certain Southern regions or on Brokeback Mountain, western wear won’t score the girl.
4. Wife beater as outerwear: Only Kevin Federline can pull off wearing a wife beater and making a good score. It was a fluke, not the norm.

5. Shorts shorter than about an inch above the knees. Lets review. Women are the ones with the nice legs. Guys are not. Cover that shit up.
6. Sweats: You can be a fat, lazy slob after you’re married. Not before!
7. Pinky Ring: Most guys can’t pull off jewelry and look cool. Unless you’re 50 Cent, leave the bling at home. That applies to most earrings, necklaces and bracelets too.
8. Clothes that are dirty or in disrepair: Again, you can be a fat, lazy slob after you’re married. Not before!

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