February 23, 2006

What She Says: You're The Best I've Ever Had.
chicktionary.gif What She Says:
You're the best I've ever had.

Wrong Answers:
Yup, that's what they all say.
I'm going to Disneyland!
I am the champion. . .
What She Means:
Hold on there cowboy. Before you go patting yourself on the back, puffing out your chest and engraving the trophy, you need to evaluate the truth behind this statement. Did she say it because you asked her, 'how good am I baby?' If you put forth the question, chances are (85%) that she's lying. Women know that a confident man is better in bed and that the ones that doubt their studness can't always salute during active duty (if you know what I mean). The truth is, maybe you are the best at that one thing you do with your thumb and index finger but not the best at that thing you do with your tongue. Like the Olympic games, it's difficult to sweep every gold medal in a single sport -- even when you have a toned athletic body and great stamina. On the other hand, if she just says it out of the blue, there is a better chance (70%) that she ain't lying. Sometimes it's not a matter of what you can do for her, but what the two of you can do together – otherwise known as chemistry folks. In all fairness, you should consider exactly what she has to compare you to as well (then you can go pick up your #1 Sex God plaque).

Posted by ScoreHer at February 23, 2006 8:21 PM
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Comments

What does it mean when she tells me that she's the best I've ever had?

Posted by: John at February 15, 2006 1:37 PM

It means nothing it means your the most recent person i have slept with. You can never hurt a mans ego about sex or they wont be good at it for you any more.

Posted by: Sara at March 1, 2006 11:40 PM

Right answer: Give her twenty dollars and take a shower.

Posted by: Patriarchal Oppressor at March 14, 2006 12:43 PM

Right Answer: You on the other hand ... Meh...about average.

Posted by: Squiggy at March 14, 2006 1:38 PM

It means be thankful for what you have before it tears your heart out, throws it on the floor and stomps the life out of it and you get to start over again.

Posted by: Russ at May 7, 2006 7:04 AM

you on the other hand ... meh...about average? That's the last time she'll have sex with you.

Posted by: Jenn at April 18, 2007 6:55 AM