August 26, 2006

What She Says: It's not you, it's me.
chicktionary.gif What She Says:
It's not you, it's me.

Wrong Answers:
So, you're saying it's me?
That's OK, I didn't smell anything.
Do I know you?
What She Means:
Oh it's you baby. Whenever in doubt, a woman will always air on the side of relationship. She'll put up with plenty of your bullshit, imperfections and poor bedroom skills if there's the least bit of hope for long-lasting love. So, if she uses this breakup line, you've definitely done something to lose the dame. The bright side is you're not a complete jerk, because she used the 'he's a nice guy but lacking' break-up strategy. Your best move is to find out why she's ditching you so don't make the same mistakes again. Some guys just never catch on.

Posted by ScoreHer at August 26, 2006 6:07 PM
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Comments

She is just trying to let you off easy... take it with some dignity.

Posted by: Nick at March 12, 2006 5:40 PM

Right answer: No. I don't have any money. Go away.

Posted by: Patriarchal Oppressor at March 14, 2006 12:50 PM

Make sure the bullpen is warmed up first;then send her to the shower.

Posted by: at May 13, 2006 7:53 PM